So I've been thinking about this for a while. My parents and I usually watch a TV show together before we go to bed every evening, and lately we've been caught on "Frasier" with Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney. It's a hilarious show, and and the writing is superb. It's about an uppity radio psychologist named Frasier, his producer, Roz (polar opposite of Frasier), Frasier's brother, Niles (also a psychologist), their father, Marty (retired police detective), and his home health care specialist, Daphne (british). The plots are fairly repetitive, the romantic relationships are always short, and the characters are completely stagnant. However, because of the reoccurring plots and subplots, I have discovered a few things from this show.
-The person who rings the doorbell is NEVER who you think it is
-Circumstances ALWAYS get worse
- Children are psycho geniuses who will go to extreme lengths to get a minibike
-All Winnebagos look the same
- All brunettes look the same
-Never assume your friend's significant other knows their dark secrets; most likely they've fabricated something to cover it up and you'll wreck it by expecting an honest relationship
- Jewish people are hilarious arguers
-The tacky dancing santa really never dies, it's immortal no matter how many times you dunk it in the sink behind Marty's back
-Eddie the Jack Russel is just as much of a therapist as most psychologists
-When a jerk just won't be nice, call his mom
-If you are interested in opera, the culinary arts, and do not know who Michael Jordan is, do NOT try to fix a toilet alone
-Always keep your bathroom next to the front door; that way you can shove guests who are unexpected or would create an explosive situation in and they won't be noticed
-Cabins bring out the best in people
-Italians are good lawyers
-British people like privacy
-Never Ever EVER encourage a hispanic radio show owner to follow his dreams; he will most certainly convert the entire station to salsa music and put everyone out of a job
-Food is not meant to be eaten during dinner, merely played with and thrown across the table if one's company displays insolence
-Cocky people end up being humbled
-Only Manly man throw their back out while blowing out the candle in a cupcake
There you go. Hope you learned something!
